Here it goes again, you filthy little animals

The hunting season has just began.
I just killed my first fly by pressing it towards the laptop screen this year.
I hate how they get the screen dirty.

Wrong again.

Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.

--I never would have expected that searching for "dick" in urban dictionary would turn out to be so...enriching.

Two-faced, America approved.

I saw a documentary movie last week.
About people who live in miserable conditions at Salton sea, recreation facility gone wrong - ghost city today.
A bad side of the American dream.

And though the movie was really great and I absolutely enjoyed it, what struck me most was a scene from city Fresno. Because I've been there.
And I have to say, through the camera over the shoulder of a deeply damaged man,the city is so different. What I have seen was a regular city in California. McDonald's, 7-Eleven, big-ass mall. A comfortable life, god bless the US.
What he sees is the true face, behind the facade of palm trees and sunshine. An overgrown junkyard of good mens' dreams.

http://bombaybeachfilm.com/

Way more efficient than a gun nex to my head; tick tock.

Frantic is the word.
I'm running like a wind-up mouse.
I fear, though, I'm going to wind-down soon.
Workload status: 140 %.

I want to have at least a post per day here, so writing more is the solution.

Witness the change of how the world will communicate.

All the media in human history have travelled a long path from their creation to the time they became available for everyone.

Several institutions of catholic church wanted to forbid other books than bible, saying bible provides all knowledge necessary and reading other books thus makes you a heretic. They even proceeded to burn books, no matter their quality or content – just because it were books.

Then the movies came. At first moving pictures were a cheap entertainment at circuses and a hobby of several weirdos. People were pointing their fingers and saying „Soon, they’ll get over this craziness and return back to the real performance art: drama“.

And today, we have video games. The greatest invention in the world of media since films, probably the last one of such magnitude in the close future.

And what is the public outlook on video games? „Stupid fuckin‘ fat kids play ‘em to kill their worthless time“.

Au contraire, my dear! What we’re witnessing here, I think, is something great. For the first time in history, people are allowed to change their story. They’re not just watching or reading what will happen, they get to edit it, make it their own.

Of course, no one yet figured how to make a good video game yet, but it used to be like that with everything. In one or two generations, people will hopefully start looking at games more positively, will finally accept them as a form of art. A mighty one.

Addition: I thought about the evolution of video games and of movies and I found out they were almost analogical. For example, just like arcades started popping up in cinemas, all those years ago movies were only at funfares. Also, the computer nerds nowadays are almost identical to movie fans back in around 1920. You know, weird guys, closed-off communities and rather than noble forms of fun seeking the simple and creative joy.

Usefulness

When I’m going through the architecturally non-homogenous city, I think about the practical value and beauty. It’s twisted.

Once, it was all making sense. The engineers and designers used to know what were they doing and why.

Today, there is no value. There is only price.

I mean – the design of the laptop that I’m writing this on, design of the headphones I’m listening to and of mouse I am using is just great.

But when I see all these ugly buildings, fences, trashcans and pretty much everything younger than half a century in this otherwise beautiful city, I feel terrible.

What would I give to have an old brick laptop like those old IBMs were, while living in a city looking like it used to during Austro-Hungarian Empire.

  

Nowadays, there are money for horribly distasteful ads (only good for catching attention) and nice designed consumer goods.

Well, people just don’t choose a milk of bottle with a hideous sticker over the same bottle, just with a better sticker. They know that those, who don’t waste money on stickers probably won’t spend money on providing better for their customers.

But what about the bigger picture? People know to choose a better looking product in the store, but does that help, when they are looking in a bad store?

If we started cutting expenses on the correct part, it would be better for everyone.

Yep. I just dropped the N-word. Quite a lot of times actually.

Nigga cock shuffle is a catchphrase often used in black people communities as a 'donkey bridge" - that is a a way in a speech to introduce a new, random theme into the discussion.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

My mother says that atmospheric pressure has an affect on frequency of human farting.
Yeah, you climb an 8000m and you could suddenly fit a watermelon in your bottom.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

If I were the president of the universe, I'd make a law to forbid people from putting steaks on top of fries.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

If I were the president of the universe, I'd cancel the night quiet regulations and make daytime regulations instead.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Zoomba dum-ba boopitty bop bop badum wob w-w-w-w-w-wob bada vzůů wob vzůů - The evolution of music: from jazz to dubsteb

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Hey, you, I'm looking for your peanuts! (This is a song about peanuts, not about penis, 'cause that would be gay, and I'm not gay! True story Mr. Weebl)

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Ok, ok, ok! I get it! Friendship is magic! Now, could you please lower your voice by at least two octaves?

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Wow. Mass Effect 3 ending really does suck reaper's dick.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

No racist pun intended. Don't hate me for being racist, please (and if you're going to anyway, hate yourself as well for not being able to distinguish a nazi from an internet guy having fun).