Sunday, March 18, 2012

Yep. I just dropped the N-word. Quite a lot of times actually.

Nigga cock shuffle is a catchphrase often used in black people communities as a 'donkey bridge" - that is a a way in a speech to introduce a new, random theme into the discussion.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

My mother says that atmospheric pressure has an affect on frequency of human farting.
Yeah, you climb an 8000m and you could suddenly fit a watermelon in your bottom.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

If I were the president of the universe, I'd make a law to forbid people from putting steaks on top of fries.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

If I were the president of the universe, I'd cancel the night quiet regulations and make daytime regulations instead.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Zoomba dum-ba boopitty bop bop badum wob w-w-w-w-w-wob bada vzůů wob vzůů - The evolution of music: from jazz to dubsteb

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Hey, you, I'm looking for your peanuts! (This is a song about peanuts, not about penis, 'cause that would be gay, and I'm not gay! True story Mr. Weebl)

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Ok, ok, ok! I get it! Friendship is magic! Now, could you please lower your voice by at least two octaves?

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

Wow. Mass Effect 3 ending really does suck reaper's dick.

NIGGA COCK SHUFFLE

No racist pun intended. Don't hate me for being racist, please (and if you're going to anyway, hate yourself as well for not being able to distinguish a nazi from an internet guy having fun).

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