Monday, November 7, 2011

Buddhism: trolling the shit out of you since 1459!

Two monks got a kitten.
They like it very much so they argue about who will get it.
And then, older, more experienced monks comes around and takes it.
He says: "The one who will tell me who Buddha is will get the kitten. And if none of you answers right I will kill it".
They both start thinking and they both guess, but older monk says they are wrong and kills the kitten.

They are so sad. And when the third young monk, who is rather dumb comes they tell him what happened.
He says: "It's easy". Then he puts his shoe on his head and starts shouting "Trolololo, trololo, trololo".
Older monk hears that and says: "If you said this, I'd have left the kitten alive".

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