I feel I need to share

I feel I need to share something at least.

So there it goes:

I have 3 kinds of being drunk
-the philosophical one - occurs only when I get drunk when a major change occurs in my life. It is always the best kind of drunk, since I get to philosophical understanding in life.

-the "need for attention" mood. When I get drunk and I become so funny I attract everyone to laugh at how drink I am. The best kind of stories come from this kind of being drunk.

-the "horny" kind of being drunk. I always try to hit on a girl. But not solely because I want to have sex with her. Not at all because of sex. I do so because I need to feel home with someone. I need to have someone I'd share everything with. This is the most often case and it always ends up with me sitting in a corner, being sad over being rejected.
Feeling like an asshole.
I may be many things but not an asshole.
I hope at least.